"If I Were.."

If I Were [insert appropriate article] :

• The beginning, I would be: too close to the end
• A month, I would be: August all year round
• A day of the week, I would be: Friday afternoon
• The time of day, I would be: 1:45 am in the middle of June
• A planet, I would be: Saturn
• A season, I would be: Spring towards the end
• A sea animal, I would be: a dolphin with a friend
• A direction, I would be: right
• A piece of furniture, I would be: that comfortable sofa You can’t leave behind
• A sin, I would be: pride and lust intertwined
• A liquid, I would be: sweet red wine
• A fraud/scare, I would be: asking You to catch me if You can
• A gem, I would be: rare
• A tree, I would be: By the sea
• A tool, I would be: A screwdriver sorting out lose ends
• A kind of weather, I would be: A much needed storm
• A musical instrument, I would be: in tune
• An animal, I would be: A Lioness
• An emotion, I would be: a wreck
• A vegetable, I would be: crunchy
• A sound, I would be: silence
• An element, I would be: Fire
• A car, I would be: A Mini Cooper
• A song, I would be: in Your head
• food, I would be: bread
• A place, I would be: Your mind
• A material, I would be: satin
• A taste, I would be: lingering
• A scent, I would be: a wild flower
• A religion, I would be: hope
• A sentence, I would be: revoked
• A facial expression, I would be: a smile
• A subject in college, I would be: taught
• A shape, I would be: oval
• A quantity, I would be: well measured
• A colour, I would be: scarlet red
• A thing, I would be: a bed
• A landmass, I would be: by the coast
• A book, I would be: read between the lines
• A monument, I would be: undiscovered
• An artist, I would be: taking You to a higher place
• A collection of poems, I would be: beautiful
• A watch, I would be: trying to follow the world
• A god, I would be: making You believe
• A vowel, I would be: U
• A consonant, I would be: M
• A formula, I would be: forgotten
• A Science, I would be: life
• A theory, I would be: misinterpretted
• A famous person, I would be: alone
• An electronic equipment, I would be: unconsciously destroying relationships
• A sport, I would be: swimming
• A movie, I would be: waking You up
• A cartoon, I would be: the Little Mermaid
• An explorer, I would be: finding new places
• A scientist, I would be: The king of aces
• A relation, I would be: ‘just good friends’ forver
• A river, I would be: untamed and always changing my course
• An intoxication, I would be: getting real close
• alone, I would be: The way We all really are
• A question, then I would be: asking You twice
• A hobby, I would be: insatiable
• A habit, I would be: bad
• The end, I would be: close to the beginning all over again.
• And finally If I were You, I would be: figuring out who I am.